I gave him an honest, legitimate, and completely fair shake. Everyone witnessed it. You failed, thus proving for all-time that you are not, were not ever, cannot, and will never be a true White Man.
Welp, I officially did all the reeeeeesearch I could on the matter, and evidently it was being queried with "were you ever a wigger?" by a living white female + the following that sent SureNot into his self-destructive tailspin into the loony bin dumpster: Please be advised that SureNot is a heavily delusional and highly predictable dumbass individual, and do proceed with caution. His conspiracy theories about what allegedly happened herein are perfectly invalid by default. He also claimed that I was talking to him from some other woman's body/location or some other nonsense. Did this wigger just become another buck-broken Nigger Morphineus or what the hell happened? Look, if living white women produce that reaction in you, everything I ever wrote about you, which was originally intended to be in jest, becomes true. I didn't want that to happen. I still have no idea why he broke before assembly. I want a refund for my defective wigger robot. You TBB guys owe some freakin' money.* * Edit: and with compounding interest that starts accruing now, in bitcoin.